Full House (TV Series)
The Big Three-O (1987)
Dave Coulier: Joey Gladstone
Quotes
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Joey Gladstone : Okay, here's the plan. First, we hide the seat covers.
Jesse Cochran : Hide the seat covers. All right.
[Puts them in cabinet]
Jesse Cochran : Now what?
Joey Gladstone : Look, it's tough enough for Danny turning 30. It's his birthday and you gotta promise me you're not gonna ruin it for him.
Jesse Cochran : Okay, I promise.
Joey Gladstone : Then, we have to make sure that he has the best time he's ever had in his entire life.
Jesse Cochran : Good. We'll do that.
Joey Gladstone : Then in the afterglow, you'll sit him down and gently rip his heart out.
Jesse Cochran : Couldn't you come up with a happier ending?
Joey Gladstone : Yeah, the car fairy shows up and makes everything wonderful.
