Full House (TV Series)

The Big Three-O (1987)

Bob Saget: Danny Tanner

Quotes 

• Danny Tanner : You two were the yo-yos?

  Jesse Cochran : Yo.

  Joey Gladstone : Yo.

• Jesse Cochran : Bullet was in an accident.

  Danny Tanner : Is he alright?

  Jesse Cochran : [Nods head]  No. This is what's happening. I'm coming out of Pep Boys, right, with your wonderful, yet, essentially useless party gift. And this idiot plowed right into the back of Bullet, right? It sends him down the hill, through this guardrail, into the air, where he did a full gain and he lands in the bay and sank... like a stone. But look, Bullet went out with a blaze of glory.

  Danny Tanner : [laughs]  For a second, you had me going. He sank to the bottom of the bay...

  [laughs again] 

  Danny Tanner : Do you know what a car would look like if it sank to the bottom of the bay?

  [laughs and walks out the door. Stops when he sees the car] 

• Danny Tanner : Wow! Sheepskin seat covers for Bullet! I could cry.

  D.J. Tanner : Oh, you will!