- D.J. Tanner: I know what it's like not to get what you want. Remember when I was supposed to do that Oat Boats cereal commercial? And you got it instead?
- Stephanie Tanner: Uh huh.
- D.J. Tanner: Well, what did I do? Did I mope?
- Stephanie Tanner: No. You chased me around the kitchen and tried to kill me.