Futurama (TV Series)
A Big Piece of Garbage (1999)
John DiMaggio: Bender
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Quotes
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Behold, the death clock. Simply jam your finger in the hole, and this readout tells you how long you have to live.
Leela : Does it really work?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Well, it's occasionally off by a few seconds, what with free will and all.
Fry : Sounds like fun. How long do I have to live?
[sticks his finger in the hole; the professor looks and whistles]
Bender : Ooh! Dibs on his CD player!
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Bartholemew Jo-Jo 'Bart' Simpson Doll : [Bender finds a Bart Simpson doll] Eat my shorts.
Bender : Okay!
[Eats the doll's shorts]
Bender : Mmmm... shorts...
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Remarkable. A stench so foul it's right off the funkometer. I dare say, Fry may have discovered the smelliest object in the known universe.
Bender : Ooh! Name it after me!
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Good news, everyone. Tomorrow, you'll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet.
Hermes : Why can't they go today?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Because tonight's a special night and I want all of you to be alive. It's the Academy of Inventors annual symposium.
Fry : Wow, I love symposia!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : It's the event of the scientific season. Every member presents an invention. The best one wins the Academy prize.
Bender : Sounds boring.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh my, yes.
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Fry : Look at that! A Mr. Spock collectors plate and, woah! a Bart Simpson Doll!
Bartholemew Jo-Jo 'Bart' Simpson Doll : Eat my shorts!
Bender : OK! Mmmmmm, shorts.