Futurama (TV Series)
A Clone of My Own (2000)
John DiMaggio: Bender, Translator Machine, Elzar, Robot Guards
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Quotes
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [on a holographic message] I know you're all very upset, especially Bender.
Bender : Well, life goes on... except for you. Ha ha ha ha!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I'm sure that Bender has just made a cutting remark. But he doesn't know I taped over his soap operas to record this message.
Bender : You bastard!
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Bender : Where would the professor be without students who love and respect him? Right there! Ha ha ha ha!
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Robot Doorman #1 : Halt! Identify this guest.
Leela : This is Hubert Farnsworth. He escaped.
Robot Doorman #1 : Escaped? No one escapes!
Robot Doorman #2 : This guest does not look 160-years old.
Fry : What? I'm old. Listen. Hey, you kids! Get off my lawn!
Robot Doorman #1 : Hmm, it is true old people are often concerned that there are children in their lawn.
Robot Doorman #2 : There is no denying that, but we'll still need to verify his identity with a DNA sample.
Bender : [presents the guard with a large jar of blood] Got a hot, steaming batch right here.
Robot Doorman #2 : We only needed one cell.
Bender : Ah, keep the change, buddy.
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Cubert J. Farnsworth : I understand how the engines work now. It came to me in a dream. The engines don't move the ship at all. The ship stays where it is, and the engines move the universe around it.
Bender : That's a complete load!
Cubert J. Farnsworth : Nothing's a complete load! Not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [Professor Farnsworth is showing Cubert, his clone, some of his inventions] And this is my Universal Translator. Unfortunately, so far it only translates into an incomprehensible dead language.
Cubert J. Farnsworth : [into the translator's microphone] Hello.
Translator Machine : Bonjour!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Crazy gibberish!
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Cubert J. Farnsworth : We'll never find this place. Robots are very good at keeping secrets.
Bender : No, we're not, you little bedwetter. Oops! I'm sorry.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : What a pleasure it is to see my lifetime of accomplishment summed up in a three-minute film. My best years are behind me. So much left undone. So little time.
[sits down, depressed]
Bender : [clapping] Funny, funny stuff.
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Robot Guards : Seize them! Seize them! Seize them!
Guard : Get them! I mean, seize them!
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Cubert J. Farnsworth : And why do we need a bending robot around here, anyway? What possible use do we have for you?
Bender : Uh, me no speak-a the English.
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Bender : They say you can judge a man by the company he keeps. So here is the professor's oldest friend, a grotesque, stinking lobster.
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Bender : How 'bout a few words, Professor?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Huh, wha... er...?
Bender : I said words.
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Bender : Impending para un bending!
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [Professor Farnsworth is showing Cubert, his clone, some of his inventions] This is my Universal Translator. It could have been my greatest invention, but it translates everything into an incomprehensible dead language
Cubert J. Farnsworth : [into the translator's microphone] Hello.
Universal Translator : Bonjour!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : See? Lousy gibberish!
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Cubert J. Farnsworth : I understand how the engines work now. It came to me in a dream. The engines don't move the ship across the universe. The ship stays in place and the engines move the universe around it.
Bender : That's a complete load!
Cubert J. Farnsworth : Nothing's a complete load! Not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Good news, everyone. Tomorrow, you'll all be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet.
Hermes : Why can't they go today?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Because tonight's a special night and I want you all to be alive. It's the Academy of Inventors annual symposium.
Fry : Wow, I love symposia!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : It's the scientific event of the season. Every member presents an invention. The best one wins the Academy prize.
Bender : Sounds boring.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh my, yes.