Futurama (TV Series)

A Fishful of Dollars (1999)

Tress MacNeille: Mom, Teacher, Saleswoman, Cosmetologist, Teller, Decapodian Woman

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• Mom : I felt terrible when I heard about your money troubles. And I thought maybe I could help out a sweet, young man by buying his anchovies.

  Fry : Sorry, but the anchovies aren't for sale.

  Mom : What? Listen, you little bastard, I control the robot oil business and I won't let you ruin me! How much do you want?

  Fry : You might as well put that checkbook away. Because I've discovered something even more important, my friends. And they aren't worth even a penny to me!

• Mom : [TV advert]  Mom's oil is made with 10% more love than the next leading brand.

  Announcer : [behind the scene]  "Mom," "Love" and "Screen Door" are registered trademarks of MomCorp.

• [Cut to: Fry's Dream. He is in a packed college classroom. An elderly teacher is stands at the front of the room, wearing frosted half-moon glasses and grey hair] 

  Teacher : Good morning, class. I trust you've all prepared for today's final exam.

  Fry : Uh, excuse me? I missed a few lectures. What subject is this?

  Teacher : Ancient Egyptian Algebra.

  [She points to the blackboard, revealing it is filled with Egyptian hieroglyphs, Fry gasps] 

  Fry : What a nightmare!

  Teacher : Mister Fry, are those your briefs?

  [Fry gasps, after looking down to see he is only wearing white briefs, he stands up while the class points and laughs at him, much to his discomfort]