Futurama (TV Series)

A Tale of Two Santas (2001)

Tress MacNeille: Linda, Little Girl, Little Boy, Mother, Petunia, Vyolet, Premula

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Quotes 

• Little Girl : Mommy, mommy! Santa's through the perimeter!

  Mother : This is it, kids! Take your suicide pills so you won't suffer!

  Bender : No, wait! I'm the good Santa! I've got toys at very reasonable prices!

  Father : Don't listen to him! He's the father of all lies, and the uncle of all tricks!

  Bender : But I come bearing Tri-Ominos!

  Mother : Go for the shins!

• Linda : In what has become a holiday tradition, members of the Zarlon 7 Polar Bear Club today took the plunge into a river of liquid ammonia.

  Morbo : There were no survivors.

  Linda : [Chuckles]  Takes all kinds.

• Bender : [Cross-examining]  Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony?

  Premula : Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.

  Bender : And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?