Futurama (TV Series)

Amazon Women in the Mood (2001)

Bea Arthur: Femputer

Quotes 

• Fem-puter : The one called Zapp will be snu-snu'd by the large women; he that is designated Fry... will be snu-snu'd by the petite women. And Kif, as the most attractive male, will be snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women of Amazonia, then the large women, then the petite women, then the large women again!

• [Fry, Bender, Zapp, and Kif have been captured by Amazons] 

  Fem-puter : After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death...

  [everyone gasps] 

  Fem-puter : By snu-snu!

  Fry , Captain Zapp Brannigan , Bender : Yeah! Woo-hoo!

  [Kif starts sobbing] 

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : [to Kif]  What are you? Gay?

• Bender : Hey, you're not a fem-puter, you're a fem-bot!

  Fem-puter : Yes, it's true. I disguised myself as a fem-puter to rule the Amazonians.

  Bender : But why?

  Fem-puter : Why? Why? I came from a distant planet ruled by a man-bot disguised as a man-puter. Have you any idea what's it like to be a fem-bot living in a man-bot's man-puter world?