Futurama (TV Series)

Amazon Women in the Mood (2001)

John DiMaggio: Bender

Quotes 

• Bender : Oh... your... God!

• [Fry, Bender, Zapp, and Kif have been captured by Amazons] 

  Fem-puter : After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death...

  [everyone gasps] 

  Fem-puter : By snu-snu!

  Fry , Captain Zapp Brannigan , Bender : Yeah! Woo-hoo!

  [Kif starts sobbing] 

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : [to Kif]  What are you? Gay?

• Leela : We've got to do something. Bender, you interface with the Fem-puter and reprogram it to let them go.

  Bender : Maybe you can interface with my ass by biting it.

• Fry : I can't believe Leela and Amy aren't back yet from their half date. I'm gonna call the restaurant.

  Phone Recording : The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet. Please make a note of it.

  Bender : Whoa!

  Fry : We gotta go rescue them!

  Bender : Eh, I dunno.

  Fry : Bender, think of the señoritas!

  Bender : Vamonos!

• Amazonians : This our comedy club. Humor here funny in different way.

  Amazonian : It no reinforce stereotypes.

  Amazonian : It based on character and real situations, not random zaniness.

  Bender : Translation: boring.

• Fry : Any sign of Leela and Amy?

  Bender : No, but what do you make of this?

  [holds up giant hair clip] 

  Fry : I don't know, but it might have something to do with this.

  [holds up giant can of Tab] 

• Bender : Hey, you're not a fem-puter, you're a fem-bot!

  Fem-puter : Yes, it's true. I disguised myself as a fem-puter to rule the Amazonians.

  Bender : But why?

  Fem-puter : Why? Why? I came from a distant planet ruled by a man-bot disguised as a man-puter. Have you any idea what's it like to be a fem-bot living in a man-bot's man-puter world?