Futurama (TV Series)

Amazon Women in the Mood (2001)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Zapp Brannigan

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Quotes 

• [after being assaulted by the sex-starved Amazons] 

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : Well, this promises to be one disturbingly erotic date.

  Leela : Half date.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Waiter, a bottle of your finest wine.

  Leela : Half bottle.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : And some oysters on the half shell.

  Leela : Quarter shell.

• Fry : [about being sentenced to death by "Snu-snu"]  I never thought I would die this way, but I've always really hoped.

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : [piloting a floating restaurant]  Ah, she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro.

• [Zapp walks up to a woman in a bar and uses a pickup line] 

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

• [Fry, Bender, Zapp, and Kif have been captured by Amazons] 

  Fem-puter : After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death...

  [everyone gasps] 

  Fem-puter : By snu-snu!

  Fry , Captain Zapp Brannigan , Bender : Yeah! Woo-hoo!

  [Kif starts sobbing] 

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : [to Kif]  What are you? Gay?

• Dr. Zoidberg : And that's the story of how I got my new shell. It looks just like the one I threw out yesterday, and I found it in the same dumpster. But this one had a live raccoon inside.

  [licks his lips] 

• Fry : I can't believe Leela and Amy aren't back yet from their half date. I'm gonna call the restaurant.

  Phone Recording : The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet. Please make a note of it.

  Bender : Whoa!

  Fry : We gotta go rescue them!

  Bender : Eh, I dunno.

  Fry : Bender, think of the señoritas!

  Bender : Vamonos!

• Leela : [Leela, Amy, Zapp and Kif have just crash landed on some planet]  What planet is this, anyway?

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : I don't know. This entire sector is uncharted.

  Kif Kroker : It is not uncharted. You lost the chart!

• Amazonian : We take them to leader.

  Amazonian : She know what do.

  Fry : A female leader? That's ridiculous.

  Leela : Fry, shut up.

  Fry : Yes, captain.

• Dr. Zoidberg : Well, I'm taking this old shell to the dumpster, and maybe pick up some more of those potato chips Amy threw away.

  Amy Wong : Those were toe nail clipings.

  Dr. Zoidberg : A feast is a feast.

• Amazonian : It time snu-snu.

  Fry : Can't we just cuddle?

  [Amazon grabs him] 

  Fry : Nooooo.

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : [crashing into a planet]  You win again, gravity!

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : I don't often say this, but you three are the most beautiful gigantic ladies I've ever laid eyes upon.

• Fry : Any sign of Leela and Amy?

  Bender : No, but what do you make of this?

  [holds up giant hair clip] 

  Fry : I don't know, but it might have something to do with this.

  [holds up giant can of Tab] 

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : Kif old friend - let's rap.

• Amazonian : Silence. You want die like last men visit Amazonia?

  Fry : What'd they die of?

  Amazonian : Crushed pelvises.

• Dr. Zoidberg : [about his shell]  It was starting to get a little cramped in there so I molted, why not? Ah, the fresh air feels good!

  [wobbles around] 

  Professor Farnsworth : [disgusted]  Stop doing that!