Futurama (TV Series)
Anthology of Interest I (2000)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg
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Quotes
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Professor Farnsworth : Oh. You've killed me! You've killed me!
Leela : Oh God! What have I done?
Professor Farnsworth : I just told you. You've killed me!
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Stephen Hawking : Oh, great. The universe was destroyed.
Fry : Destroyed? Then where are we?
Al Gore : I don't know, but I dang well know where we're not - the universe.
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Dr. Zoidberg : [sees a guinea pig on a plate] What's this? Two meals in one week?
[Zoidberg devours the live guinea pig, and is trapped behind a glass box]
Fry : Gotcha!
Amy Wong : Sucker!
Dr. Zoidberg : Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!
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Stephen Hawking : There he is. Seize him.
Fry : Who said that?
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Fry : What are you monsters? Is one of you I.C. Wienner?
Dr. Zoidberg : If that's his pizza, then I'm I.C. whatever.
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Leela : Okay, just try to be nonchalant.
[Enters whistling nonchalantly]
Dr. Zoidberg : All right, so you're nonchalant. Quit rubbing our noses in it.
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Professor Farnsworth : Who else has a question for the What-If machine? Scruffy, Fry?
Fry : Uh, I have a question. What if Bender was really giant?
Leela : You idiot! We already saw that!
Fry : I know, I liked it. I want to see it again.
Professor Farnsworth : We're not seeing it again! Ask something less stupid.
Fry : Oh alright, how about this. What if I never fell into that freezer doodle and came to the future jiggy?
Professor Farnsworth : That question is less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way. What if Fry never came to the future?
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Fry : Are you people satisfied? This gentle visitor is dying, and we'll never even know why he came.
Bender : I'll tell you, with my final breath. I came here with a simple dream: a dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I. Not... I.
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Dr. Zoidberg : So, anteater number one. Are you covering for someone? Is it anteater number two? Don't stick your tongue out at me. I need a name!
[Anteater makes noise]
Dr. Zoidberg : What? How do you spell that?
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Dr. Zoidberg : My next clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped. The next clue came two hours later, at 4:15, when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse.
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Dr. Zoidberg : Police. Bah! Nosy meddlers. It so happens that I have mail order degrees in murderology and murderonomy. Zoidberg is afoot!
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[Fry has disrupted the space-time continuum]
Al Gore : Well, it's obvious what should have happened. That whang to the head should have killed you.
Fry : What?
Nichelle Nichols : [menacingly] Let's finish the job.
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Hermes Conrad : We're jerked! Nothing can stop a monster that big.
Professor Farnsworth : Nothing except an even more equally big monster.
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Hermes Conrad : Come on, woman. Pick something.
Fry : Yeah, be more impulsive, like this.
[Pours milk and cereal on his head, starts eating it]
Bender : Go, man, go!
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Dr. Zoidberg : So, now Zoidberg is big, huh? That's more like it! Who's intimidating who now, big city? Hello, Mr. Chase Manhattan Bank. Deny my credit card application, will you?
[destroys Chase Manhattan Bank building]
Dr. Zoidberg : Ah, the famed Apollo Theater. Boo me off stage on open mike night, eh? I'll show you!
[crushes Apollo Theater]
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Stephen Hawking : Oh, great. The universe has been destroyed.
Fry : Then where are we?
Al Gore : I don't know, but I damn well know where we're not - the universe.