Futurama (TV Series)

Crimes of the Hot (2002)

Phil LaMarr: Hermes Conrad, Mr. Sunbeam, Robot Crowd, Reverend Preacherbot

Quotes 

• Leela : Bender, a turtle isn't yourself. Why do you care about it?

  Bender : Because I also care deeply about things that remind me of myself, like poor little Shelly here.

  Hermes Conrad : What could you possibly have in common with that walking soup mix?

  Bender : For one thing, we both have a tough outer shell but live a rich inner life. And also... well, you know.

  Leela : You're both alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking gamblers?

  Bender : No, it's just... neither of us can get up when we get knocked on our back.

  Fry : What? I've seen you get up off your back tons of times.

  Bender : Those times I was slightly on my side.

• Bender : We pollute too much. We're destroying the world and killing the turtles.

  Reverend Preacherbot : To hell with the turtles!

  Bender : No one insults the turtles!

• Hermes Conrad : Strange, you haven't acted this suspicious since I found those "ape bones" in the basement.