Futurama (TV Series)

Fry and the Slurm Factory (1999)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• [Leela just jumped into the river of Slurm to rescue Fry from drowning and surfaces with him. Bender surfaces with them whistling] 

  Leela : Bender, why did you jump in?

  Bender : Everybody was doing it... I just wanted to be popular

• Leela : Hey, what's behind that door?

  Glurmo : Nothing!

  Leela : Is it the secret ingredient?

  Grunka Lunkas : Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient.

  Bender : Ok, ok. We get the point.

  Leela : I was just curious because of the armed guards.

  Grunka Lunkas : Grunka Lunka Dunkity Darmed Guards...

  Bender : Shut the hell up!

• Leela : How can you trick people into drinking something that comes from your behind? It's disgusting!

  Slurm Queen : Is it? Honey comes from a bee's behind. Milk comes from a cow's behind. And have you ever tried toothpaste.

  Fry : Whose behind does that come from?

  Slurm Queen : You don't want to know.

• [Discussion of the mysterious Slurm Cola] 

  Leela : This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient.

  Fry : My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?

  Leela : No, there's already a soda like that - Soylent Cola.

  Fry : Oh. How is it?

  Leela : It varies from person to person.

• Leela : I've never seem anyone so addicted to Slurm.

  Fry : This is nothing. In high school, I used to drink a hundred cans of Cola a week, right up to my third heart attack.

• Bender : I can't see anything. Are we boned?

  Leela : We're boned.

• Leela : You pig, stop stuffing your craw and save us!

• Leela : Fry, stop stuffing your craw and save us!

• Bender : I can't see what's happening. Are we boned?

  Leela : Yeah, we're boned.