Futurama (TV Series)

Fry and the Slurm Factory (1999)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Glurmo, Small Glurmo #1, Small Glurmo #2, Commissioner

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Quotes 

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?

  Glurmo : Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Tell them I hate them.

• Glurmo : This concludes the part of the tour where you stay alive.

• Glurmo : Okay, no more questions.

  Fry : [raising up his hand]  Why?

• Fry : Can we have some Slurm now?

  Glurmo : No food or drink on the boat. You'll have plenty of Slurm at the end of the tour, where you will party with Slurms McKenzie.

  Fry : When will that be?

  Glurmo : Soon enough.

  Fry : That's not soon enough!

• Leela : Hey, what's behind that door?

  Glurmo : Nothing!

  Leela : Is it the secret ingredient?

  Grunka Lunkas : Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient.

  Bender : Ok, ok. We get the point.

  Leela : I was just curious because of the armed guards.

  Grunka Lunkas : Grunka Lunka Dunkity Darmed Guards...

  Bender : Shut the hell up!

• Leela : How can you trick people into drinking something that comes from your behind? It's disgusting!

  Slurm Queen : Is it? Honey comes from a bee's behind. Milk comes from a cow's behind. And have you ever tried toothpaste.

  Fry : Whose behind does that come from?

  Slurm Queen : You don't want to know.

• Bender : What should we point it at first?

  Fry : I dunno. Try it on me!

  [Zap] 

  Fry : Ow! My sperm!

  Bender : Wow! Neat! Mind if I try that again?

  [Zap] 

  Fry : Huh, didn't hurt that time.

• [Discussion of the mysterious Slurm Cola] 

  Leela : This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient.

  Fry : My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?

  Leela : No, there's already a soda like that - Soylent Cola.

  Fry : Oh. How is it?

  Leela : It varies from person to person.

• Leela : I've never seem anyone so addicted to Slurm.

  Fry : This is nothing. In high school, I used to drink a hundred cans of Cola a week, right up to my third heart attack.

• Glermo : There will be no more questions!

  Fry : [raising up his hand]  Why?

• Glurmo : Slurms McKenzie parties every night

  [threateningly] 

  Glurmo : or he's fired.

• [Bender is sick] 

  Amy Wong : You should try homeopathic medicine, Bender. Try some zinc.

  Bender : I am forty percent zinc.

  Amy Wong : Then take some echinacea, or St. John's Wort.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Or a big, fat placebo. It's all the same crap.

• Glurmo : Hey, I don't pay you to sing! You just used up today's bathroom break.

  Solo Grunka Lunka #2 : Hard ass.

  Glurmo : I heard that!

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : What are those horrible creatures?

  Glurmo : They're the Grunka-Lunkas. They work at the factory.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Tell them I hate them!