Futurama (TV Series)

Future Stock (2002)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Robot Rabbi, Jor-El

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Quotes 

• That Guy : [Starts contorting violently]  My bones!

  Fry : Oh, my God! His boneitis!

  That Guy : I was so busy being an '80s guy, I forgot to cure it!

  [Contorts some more] 

  That Guy : My one regret is... that I have... boneitis.

  [Dies in a hideously contorted manner] 

• Fry : Boneitis? That's a funny name for a horrible disease.

  That Guy : There was no cure at the time. A drug company came close, but I arranged a hostile takeover and sold off all the assets. Made a cool hundred mil.

  [coughs weakly] 

• Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : This is not a business. I always thought of it more as a cheap source of labor, like a family.

• That Guy : There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who is a sheep is fired. Who is a sheep?

  Dr. Zoidberg : Errr, excuse me... which is the one people like to hug?

  That Guy : Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners, and they don't look back because they have no necks. Necks are for sheep.

• Dr. Zoidberg : This company's circuling the drain, I tell you! I'd sell my shares right now for a sandwich.

  That Guy : Sold!

  [Gives Zoidberg a sandwich and takes his shares] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : A complete sandwich? Ha! You got fleeced! I would have settled for a hard roll with ketchup inside.

• Dr. Zoidberg : Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.

  [eats the old rotten sandwich in his hand] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Oh, I'm ruined!

• Fry : So, what's the deal? You guys don't believe in Robot Jesus?

  Robot Rabbi : We believe that he was built, and that he was a well-programmed robot, but he wasn't our messiah.

• Steve Castle : Let's practice your answers. "I'm worried about blank."

  Fry : Don't you worry about blank. Let me worry about blank.

  [later] 

  Leela : Fry, we're worried about Planet Express.

  Fry : Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

• That Guy : Let's practice your execu-speak. "I'm worried about blank."

  Fry : Don't you worry about blank. Let me worry about blank.

  [later] 

  Leela : Fry, we're worried about Planet Express.

  Fry : Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

• Mom : Don't be a fool, you idiot!

  Fry : I'll be whatever I wanna do!