Futurama (TV Series)
How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back (2000)
Nora Dunn: Morgan Proctor
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Quotes
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Morgan Proctor : No one can know about us. If anyone asks, I'll deny it.
Fry : Just like every other girl I've ever dated.
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Hermes Conrad : Not so fast! While I was filing, I came upon a certain document filed by a certain Morgan Proctor. Form B, notification of romantic entanglement.
Fry : That's right, she fraternized me!
Morgan Proctor : That form wasn't about you. It refers to my high school prom date. It was a regulation date that ended in regulation disappointment.
Hermes Conrad : Yes, but you only stamped it four times.
[All gasp]
Morgan Proctor : No! No! I was young and reckless!
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Morgan Proctor : Regarding last Monday's delivery, why was it 3 days behind schedule?
Leela : Well, first we got lost, then Fry got his head stuck in a crater.
Fry : [sadly] I thought it would fit...
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Morgan Proctor : Naturally I have to assign someone to fill in for Hermes while he's gone. I assign me. I accept. Welcome aboard.
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Morgan Proctor : Why isn't this jacket in alphabetical order?
Leela : What?
Morgan Proctor : The zipper. It should be at the bottom.
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Morgan Proctor : So this is where you eat?
Fry : Eat and sleep.
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Fry : What did you do to him?
Morgan Proctor : I have downloaded his brain. Everything that is Bender is right here: his mind, his memories, his in-your-face interface.
Bender : [monotone] I am Bender. Please insert girder.
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Fry : I demand that you give Bender back right now!
Morgan Proctor : Then you should have filed a request twenty years ago.
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Fry : I'm sick of you and your bureaucracy!
[tosses the stuff on Morgan's desk]
Morgan Proctor : Dirty boy! Dirty boy!
[jumps on Fry and starts making out]
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Morgan Proctor : Why is there yogurt in this hat?
Fry : I can explain. See it used to be milk, and... well, time makes fools of us all!