Futurama (TV Series)

How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back (2000)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• Leela : How long is this going to take?

  Old Man in Queue : I'm still waiting on my birth certificate.

• Leela : I'm having a poker game tonight with some of my old cryogenics lab coworkers. Would any of you like to join?

  Bender : I don't know. I only gamble with chumps.

  Fry : I'll play.

  Bender : I'm in!

• Professor Farnsworth : You can't just waltz into the Central Bureaucracy. It's a tangled web of red tape and regulations. I've never been, but a friend of mine went completely mad trying to find the washroom there.

  Leela : Then we'll need a guide, someone who's been there before.

  Professor Farnsworth : Oh, I've been there. Lots of times.

  [laughs maniacally] 

• Hermes Conrad : [throwing mail tubes into various cubbies] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : [singing]  They said that I shouldn't be a surgeon !

  Professor Farnsworth : [singing]  They po-po'd my Electric Frankfurter!

  Leela : [singing]  They said I shouldn't fly with just one eye!

  [She gets hit in the eye with a mail tube] 

  Bender : [slow and lackluster]  I am Bender please insert girder.

• Morgan Proctor : Regarding last Monday's delivery, why was it 3 days behind schedule?

  Leela : Well, first we got lost, then Fry got his head stuck in a crater.

  Fry : [sadly]  I thought it would fit...

• Morgan Proctor : Why isn't this jacket in alphabetical order?

  Leela : What?

  Morgan Proctor : The zipper. It should be at the bottom.