Futurama (TV Series)

How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back (2000)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Australian Laborer, Bureaucrat

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Quotes 

• Leela : I'm having a poker game tonight with some of my old cryogenics lab coworkers. Would any of you like to join?

  Bender : I don't know. I only gamble with chumps.

  Fry : I'll play.

  Bender : I'm in!

• Hermes Conrad : [throwing mail tubes into various cubbies] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : [singing]  They said that I shouldn't be a surgeon !

  Professor Farnsworth : [singing]  They po-po'd my Electric Frankfurter!

  Leela : [singing]  They said I shouldn't fly with just one eye!

  [She gets hit in the eye with a mail tube] 

  Bender : [slow and lackluster]  I am Bender please insert girder.

• Ipgee : Oh, my various gods! X-ray specs!

  Bender : I swear those are prescription. I need them for reading stuff... on the other side of stuff.

• Bender : I'm Bender, baby! Please insert liquor!

• Fry : What did you do to him?

  Morgan Proctor : I have downloaded his brain. Everything that is Bender is right here: his mind, his memories, his in-your-face interface.

  Bender : [monotone]  I am Bender. Please insert girder.

• [repeated line] 

  Bender : I am Bender, please insert girder.

• Hermes Conrad : I'm going to jump!

  All : No!

  Bender : Do a flip!

• Fry : What's with the specs, Bender?

  Bender : They're my lucky shades. I got them off some lucky guy while his lucky seeing-eye dog was out taking a whiz.