Futurama (TV Series)
How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back (2000)
Phil LaMarr: Hermes Conrad
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Quotes
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Hermes Conrad : Requisition me a beat.
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Hermes Conrad : Sweet someting of... someplace.
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Hermes Conrad : [a letter comes in on the mail tube] Great gorilla of Manilla! A letter from the Central Bureaucracy.
[Reads letter]
Hermes Conrad : "Attention, Hermes Conrad. You are about to receive a letter from the Central Bureaucracy."
[Another letter comes in]
Hermes Conrad : [Shocked] Oh, my God! It's from the Central Bureaucracy!
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Hermes Conrad : [throwing mail tubes into various cubbies]
Dr. Zoidberg : [singing] They said that I shouldn't be a surgeon !
Professor Farnsworth : [singing] They po-po'd my Electric Frankfurter!
Leela : [singing] They said I shouldn't fly with just one eye!
[She gets hit in the eye with a mail tube]
Bender : [slow and lackluster] I am Bender please insert girder.
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Hermes Conrad : Not so fast! While I was filing, I came upon a certain document filed by a certain Morgan Proctor. Form B, notification of romantic entanglement.
Fry : That's right, she fraternized me!
Morgan Proctor : That form wasn't about you. It refers to my high school prom date. It was a regulation date that ended in regulation disappointment.
Hermes Conrad : Yes, but you only stamped it four times.
[All gasp]
Morgan Proctor : No! No! I was young and reckless!
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Hermes Conrad : Ah, the last form of the day. Welcome to Stampytown. Population: five.
[stamps form five times]
Hermes Conrad : And now for the finishing touch.
[shreds forms; they are recycled into new forms and placed in the inbox]
Hermes Conrad : Ah, the circle of bureaucracy.
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[singing about bureaucracy]
LaBarbara Conrad : But something changed when my man turned pro.
Hermes Conrad : I was sortin' but I wasn't smilin'.
LaBarbara Conrad : He forgot that it's not about badges and ranks.
Hermes Conrad : [punning] It's supposed to be about da filin'! People!
