Futurama (TV Series)

I Dated a Robot (2001)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Trek Fan #1, Propaganda Film Presenter, Old Billy Everyteen, Zapp Brannigan

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Quotes 

• Lucy Liu-bot : You're cute!

  Fry : No, you are!

  Lucy Liu-bot : No, you!

  Fry : No, you!

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot! Oh well, that's love for you, I guess.

• Leela : Hey, you know what might be a hoot?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : No! Why would I know that?

  Leela : Let's take the rest of the morning off and take Fry to do everything he ever wanted to do.

  Fry : [Alluringly]  Everything?

  Leela : Except that.

• [at the edge of the universe, Fry sees alternative versions of himself and his friends on the other side] 

  Fry : Far out! So there really is an infinite number of universes?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : No, just the two.

  Fry : Oh, well. I guess that's enough.

• Auctioneer : Are there no further bids for this exquisite galaxy? Sold! To the being of inconceivable horror!

  Being of Inconceivable Horror : Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  [pause] 

  Being of Inconceivable Horror : Will a money order be OK?

  Auctioneer : Yes.

  Being of Inconceivable Horror : MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

• Lucy Liu : Fry, when you downloaded her without my permission, you stole my image, and in the end, that's all I really have. That and the largest gold nugget in the world, one mile in diameter.

  Fry : But I just downloaded her because I love you.

  Lucy Liu : If you love the real Lucy Liu, and not just what you've seen in movies, genre-straddling lawyer shows, and kiss-ass articles in People magazine, you'll blank out that robot.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh, dear, I should have shown him "Electrogonorrhea: the noisy killer" instead.

• Dr. Zoidberg : [Fry wants to visit the edge of the universe]  It's funny, you live in the universe, but you never get to do this things until someone comes to visit.

• Fry : How can you guys be so blasé? Here we are in the year three-hundred-or-so, yet you're just sitting around like it's the boring time I came from.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Boring? Wasn't that the period when they cracked the human genome, and boy bands roamed the earth?

• Fry : I just saw something incredibly cool! A big, floating ball that lit up with every color of the rainbow, plus some new ones that were so beautiful I fell to my knees and cried.

  Amy Wong : Was it out in front of Discount Shoe Outlet?

  Fry : Yeah.

  Amy Wong : They have a college kid wear that to attract customers.

  Fry : Well, I don't care if it was some dork in a costume. For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, and it was one with my own.

  Amy Wong : Big deal.

  Bender : We all feel like that all the time. You don't hear us gassing on about it.

• Trek Fan #1 : No way! Kirk could kick Picard's ass!

  Trek Fan #2 : Yeah? At least Picard had the guts to admit he was bald!

  Trek Fan #1 : What? You take that back!

• [the city is being attacked by Lucy Liu robots] 

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Now there's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes.

• [Fry has purchased a robotic Lucy Liu] 

  Fry : Did you hear that? She likes me.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Well Duh, she's programmed to like you.

  Fry : But this is Lucy Liu, perhaps the only good actress of the 20th century. She's more then just a piece of software.

  Lucy Liu robot : Would you like to take a moment to register me?

  Fry : Hmm, not right now.

  Lucy Liu robot : [tussling Fry's hair]  I'll remind you later, you hot stud you.

• Bender : What is the world coming to? That Fry is a sicko poivert, I tell ya! Dating a robot... it's an attrocimacy!

  Leela : But Fry is our friend, Bender.

  Bender : Ah, geez! Would you stifle there, meatbag?

  Leela : You stifle, Bender!

  Dr. Zoidberg : Hooray! Finally, you're standing up to him.

• [a "herd" of Lucy Liu robots are destroying New New York] 

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : That's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes!

• Nappster Salesman : Welcome to Nappster. Let's see what celebrities we've got in stock. May I interest you in Gwyneth Paltrow?

  Fry : No, I read in Newsweek that she drinks human blood.

  Nappster Salesman : Then, uh, how about Cleopatra, whose beauty destroyed mighty empires?

  Fry : I'd prefer someone from the era of shaved armpits. Do you have anything with more of a Lucy Liu feel to it?

  Nappster Salesman : Nah, nothing like that, though we do have Lucy Liu. Only woman ever to be named People magazine's Sexiest Woman of the Year twice, in 2003 and again in 2063.

  Fry : I'd like the 2003 model, please.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : On to the internet you go.

  Bender : And while you're there, pick me up a few credit card numbers.

• [Fry has purchased a robotic Lucy Liu] 

  Fry : Did you hear that? She likes me.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Well Duh, she's programmed to like you.

  Fry : But this is Lucy Liu, perhaps the only good actress of the 20th century. She's more than just a piece of software.

  Lucy Liu robot : Would you like to take a moment to register me?

  Fry : Hmm, not right now.

  Lucy Liu robot : [tussling Fry's hair]  I'll remind you later you hot stud you.