Futurama (TV Series)

Jurassic Bark (2002)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Mr. Panucci, Yancy Fry Sr.

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• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [Seymour is about to be cloned; the scanner reveals his species and the age when he died]  Interesting... It seems Seymour died at the ripe old age of fifteen.

  Fry : Fifteen? You mean... he lived for twelve more years after I got frozen?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [Nods]  Indeed.

  Fry : [pauses]  Stop the cloning.

  [Everybody exclaims in confusion; Fry then takes a large wrench and hammers it against the machine, halting the cloning process] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [Crosses his arms]  Oh, sure! Smash the *smart guy's* machine...

  Bender : Fry, what's wrong?

  Fry : Think about it: Seymour lived a full life after I was gone... He probably even added new songs to his repertoire.

  Bender : But that's a good thing. "Walkin' On Sunshine" sucks noodles.

  Fry : I had Seymour 'till he was three. That's when I knew him, and that's when I loved him... I'll never forget him...

  [Picks up the fossil and looks into its apparent eyes] 

  Fry : But he forgot me a long, long time ago...

  [Kisses his dog on the head, places him on the broken machine, casts a last look of good-bye, and leaves] 

• Bender : Fry, I'm sorry. I should have understood how someone can love an inferior creature... because I love you... not in the way of the ancient Greeks, but the way a robot loves a human, and a human loves a dog, and, occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : In cases of rapid fossilization, I can press this brain scan button retrieving Seymour's memories at the precise instant of doggy death.

  Fry : [ecstatic]  I'm gonna get my puppy back. In your face Grim Reaper.

  Bender : [jealous]  Crappy, ineffective Reaper...

• Fry : Bender, this has nothing to do with you.

  Bender : That's impossible!

• Mr. Panucci : What's with Seymour? It's like he don't want you to go, or he thinks your pants is too short or somethin', which is crazy, cause frankly you look fabulous.

• Fry : Now you can see what my life was like before I met you.

  Bender : You had a life before you met me?

  Fry : Sure. Lots of people did.

  Bender : Really?

• Fry : Wow. They discovered an intact 20th century pizzeria. Just like the one I used to work at.

  Bender : Interesting. No, wait. The other thing. Tedious.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [the cloning process has started. Seymour is zapped by the machine and his DNA is extracted. "Species: Canis Familiaris. Age: 15" is displayed on a screen]  Interesting... It seems Seymour died at the ripe old age of fifteen.

  Fry : Fifteen? You mean... he lived for 12 more years after I got frozen?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Indeed.

  Fry : [pauses]  Stop the cloning.

  [He picks up a spanner and hits the Clone-O-Mat with it, wrecking the machine and abruptly stopping the cloning process] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [Crosses his arms]  Oh, sure! Smash the smart guy's machine!

  Bender : Fry, what's wrong?

  Fry : Think about it: Seymour lived a full life after I was gone... He probably even added new songs to his repertoire.

  Bender : But that's a good thing. Walking On Sunshine sucks noodles!

  Fry : I had Seymour till he was three... That's when I knew him, and that's when I loved him.

  [He picks up Seymour's fossil and looks into his apparent eyes] 

  Fry : I'll never forget him... But he forgot me a long, long time ago.

  [He kisses Seymour's fossil and places him on the alter of the machine; he walks away, while casting a final farewell gaze before leaving the room entirely] 

• Bender : What have I done?