Futurama (TV Series)

Love and Rocket (2002)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Dummy #1, Elzar

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Quotes 

• Philip J. Fry : You could have picked a better time to break up with the ship, Bender.

  Bender : Ah, the moment felt right. Call me old-fashioned, but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating.

• Lucy Liu : [Inside Bender's compartment]  Who are you talking to?

  Bender : No one, baby. Lucy Liu is the only woman for Bender.

  Lucy Liu : I love y...

  [Bender closes door on her] 

• Turanga Leela : At least it looks like you were able to keep your consciousness separate from hers.

  Bender : Of course. Bender is a lone wolf, a solitary eagle...

  Planet Express Ship : [speaking through Bender]  ... a cuddly baby tapir...

  Bender : ...and that's why I love him.

• Bender : So, baby, what'll it be? My place or you?

• Dummy #1 : Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you have niiice cans.

• Bender : Hey, whose been messing with my radio? This is not alternative rock, it's college rock.

• Planet Express Ship : Oh, honey, look! The tapirs! It says here that the babies lose their pajama-like coat after their first year. Isn't that interesting, honey?

  Bender : Yep, mind-numbingly interesting.

• Planet Express Ship : Bender, don't lie. I saw you at Elzar's with those two ladies of the evening. Explain that!

  Bender : Well, I love a challenge. Um... no... I've got it. I'm gonna be completely honest with you, Planet Express ship. Those women you saw me with were my accountants.

  Planet Express Ship : Your accountants? Oh, I would dearly love to believe that were true, so I do.

• Turanga Leela : Doesn't it bother you even a little to be taking advantage of your girlfriend's trust?

  Bender : [Bender bursts into laughter]  Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.

  [He laughs even harder] 

• Turanga Leela : Bender, dating your co-worker and primary mode of transportation is immoral, illogical, and in violation of interstellar shipping statue 437-B.

  Bender : That's what makes it so nasty.

• Philip J. Fry : Bender, how can you be in love with the ship? It'd be like me falling in love with a really fat chick... and living inside her... and going

  [imitates flying sounds] 

  Philip J. Fry : .

  Bender : Fry, in order for me to get busy with maximum efficiency, I need a girl with a 400-ton booty.