Futurama (TV Series)

Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles (2003)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• Philip J. Fry : [after Leela decides to stay young]  Goodbye, Leela. I'll come visit you when I'm all grown up.

  Turanga Leela : [whispering]  Bring beer.

  Turanga Morris : No beer until you finish your tequila!

• Philip J. Fry : [on a boat race in the sewer]  We miss the turn. We'll never catch up.

  Turanga Leela : Yes we will. This pipe goes under Planet Express, and it's 9:00 PM.

  [cut to Planet Express; toilet flushes] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : The devil take this predictable colon!

• Turanga Leela : I can't have tequila. I'm underage.

  Turanga Morris : Then have a silly straw.

• Turanga Leela : According to this, the fountain is located within the darkest, most ancient region of space, just past Teddy Bear Junction.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Teddy Bear Junction. The worse scum hole in the universe.

• Philip J. Fry : It worked! We're our original ages again!

  Turanga Leela : I think I may even be a few years younger.

  Amy Wong : Hey, me too!

  [winks] 

• Turanga Leela : Professor, teeth do not belong in your pants.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Well, I can't keep them in my mouth. They're nuclear powered.

  Philip J. Fry : Ow! It bit me!

  Turanga Leela : No! No! It's tasted human blood!