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The Cyber House Rules
Futurama
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Leela
: Aw, you're a true friend Fry. I guess there's nothing wrong with being a little weird.
Fry
: Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.
Leela
: Mr Voggle, remember me ?
Mr. Vogel
: Leela. You're worthless and no one will ever love you.
[
both laughing and hugging
]
Leela
: You used to say that all the time.
Mr. Vogel
: Those were happier days.
Smitty
: You're under arrest for child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children as food and misrepresenting the weight of livestock.
Leela
: You make me feel so not weird.
Adlai Atkins
: Leela, you're 999,999 in a million.
[
Fry trying to talk Leela out of cosmetic surgery
]
Fry
: But you're better then normal, You're abnormal.
Leela
: You're just jealous.
Fry
: No I'm not. Oh wait - yes I am. But my point remains valid.
Bender
: Good night, you princes of Maine, you kings of New New England.
Fry
: Why are those kids following you? You got candy stuck to your ass?
Bender
: No! It's called parenting.
Leela
: Listen buddy, by the end of the day, one of us is gonna have one eye!
Bender
: What is it with you kids? Every other day, it's food, food, food.
[
kids look pleadingly at Bender
]
Bender
: Oh, fine. I'll get you some stupid food.
Albert
: Could we have Bender Burgers again?
Bender
: No. The cat shelter's on to me.
Nina
: [
to Bender
] Daddy Bethany's hitting me!
Bender
: [
Casually hands her a baseball bat
] Here
[
Nina runs off excitedly with the bat
]
Mr. Vogel
: Well, keep adoption open. It's a good way of having kids without having sex.
Fry
: Really?
Bender
: OK kids, it's 9:00, you know what that means, Daddy's sick of looking at you so go to bed.
[
the kids groan
]
Bender
: The grown-ups have to talk
[
to Fry
]
Bender
: Come on, Ma.
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