Futurama (TV Series)
The Route of All Evil (2002)
Kath Soucie: Cubert Farnsworth, The Real World Announcer
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Quotes
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Cubert J. Farnsworth : [speaking into a device that makes his voice sound like Professor Farnsworth] Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I am? That's not good news at all!
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Cubert J. Farnsworth : How dare they call us kids? We're old enough to find the Fox network infantile.
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Cubert J. Farnsworth : We just got done delivering a million papers, and this is how you greet us? With frosty, cold beers?
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Cubert J. Farnsworth : There's a crack in the hull here. That could cause explosive decompression.
Dwight Conrad : Put a sticker on it.
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Cubert J. Farnsworth : [to Leela] Well, if it isn't my dear friend Stretch Pants...
Cubert J. Farnsworth : [to Bender] No Pants...
Cubert J. Farnsworth : [to Fry] and... Idiot.
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Cubert J. Farnsworth : Bret, you've compressed our lunches into a singularity for the last time.
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Horrible Gelatinous Blob : What the hell do you want?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Mr. Blob, our sons have come to apologize for damaging your window. They've learned their lesson and they want to make amends.
Cubert J. Farnsworth : Sorry, sir.
Dwight Conrad : Yeah, sorry.
Horrible Gelatinous Blob : You can shove your apology into the bottom of your one-way digestive system.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Now see here! We assured our sons that you'd accept their apology.
Horrible Gelatinous Blob : Aww. Tell you what, I'll accept their apology when they kiss my ass! Which I don't have!
[laughs]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : No one give my boy that option!
Hermes Conrad : Bring it on, Jello-pop!
