- Hillary: You know Alan, in this light, you don't look half bad.
- Alan: Well then, why don't you just decide which half you like best, and we'll give the other half to Judy, and in an hour we'll switch it all up, and everybody wins!
- Judy Owens: Well, alright! Hillary, what are you going to do with your inch?
- Teddie Cochran: When he said that, something snapped in me. I don't know what happened to me! One minute, I'm this perfectly sane person, and the next, I'm the first documented case of mall rage!