Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen

Quotes 

• Gracie Allen : I think every boy should have a chance to finish college. He'll remember all those wonderful things he learned there long after he's forgotten them!

• George Burns : Gracie, can I have my lunch? I got a lot of work to do this afternoon.

  Gracie Allen : Lunch? Lunch! A boy's future is at stake and all you think of is lunch! Can't you get your mind out of your stomach?

  George Burns : If it was in there, I wouldn't be hungry.

• Gracie Allen : You know, sometimes, George Burns, I don't understand you at all!

  George Burns : Sometimes I can say the same thing.

  Gracie Allen : Well, if you can't even understand yourself, you're worse off than I thought!