George Burns: George Burns

Quotes 

• George Burns : Singers that imitate Crosby are a dime a dozen. You couldn't get anybody to sing like I do for a million dollars!

• George Burns : [singing]  She wakes me up when I'm in slumber deep to ask me if I really am asleep. Why do I stand for it? I love her, that's why!

• George Burns : [singing]  She calls the doctor when I need some bread and calls the baker when I'm sick in bed. Why do I stand for it? I love her, that's why!

• George Burns : [singing]  She'll make a date with me then make me wait. And then she'll bawl me out for being late! Why do I stand for it? Oh, I love her, that's why!

• George Burns : [singing]  Life with her is unpredictable but I'm a guy who knows no fear. Her jibber-jabbering may puzzle you and me, but to her it's perfectly clear.