- George Burns: We'll eat downstairs at Rumplemeyers.
- Ronnie Burns: Oh, I'll be right with you, I just wanna take these slacks off.
- Gracie Allen: Oh Ronnie, when you take the slacks off be sure and put on something else because we won't be alone in that restaurant.
- Gracie Allen: And to think I believed him! Why, he doesn't even have the courtesy to believe half the lies I tell him!
- Harry Morton: A relationship that has endured for so many years should not be disrupted because George had one last little fling.
- Blanche Morton: What makes you think it's his last?
- Harry Morton: When a man his age has flung, there is scant likelihood of further flinging.