George Lopez (TV Series)

Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks (2005)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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• George Lopez : Mom, are you pregnant?

  Benny : Screw you! The one day I go out without my control top and I gotta get lip from my kid.

  George Lopez : [holding pregnancy test]  Well if it's not you, then...

  Benny : Oh look at that, the magic wand that makes men disappear.

• George Lopez : Ernie's going to be a dad.

  Angie Lopez : Maybe.

  George Lopez : Maybe? But you said the test was positive.

  Angie Lopez : The test was, but Tammy isn't. There were, a few other guys right before Ernie.

  Benny : And Ernie was the prize? What kind of sideshow is going on in her bedroom?

• George Lopez : Carmen, how can it take you an hour to do your makeup?

  Carmen Lopez : Half of my genes come from you, Dad, it's not easy.