George Lopez (TV Series)
Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks (2005)
Belita Moreno: Benny
Quotes
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George Lopez : Mom, are you pregnant?
Benny : Screw you! The one day I go out without my control top and I gotta get lip from my kid.
George Lopez : [holding pregnancy test] Well if it's not you, then...
Benny : Oh look at that, the magic wand that makes men disappear.
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George Lopez : Ernie's going to be a dad.
Angie Lopez : Maybe.
George Lopez : Maybe? But you said the test was positive.
Angie Lopez : The test was, but Tammy isn't. There were, a few other guys right before Ernie.
Benny : And Ernie was the prize? What kind of sideshow is going on in her bedroom?