George Lopez (TV Series)

George Negoti-ate It (2005)

Steve Ryan: Jim Morey

Quotes 

• Jim Morey : You have a lot of Southern Kentucky stuff. You guys alumni?

  George Lopez : No, that's just from an agent that wants Jason to go there.

  Jim Morey : So, what, Jason accepted gifts from an agent?

  George Lopez : No. He hasn't accepted a thing from anybody. Look, I did my homework. I know that I'm the only one who can get stuff for free.

  Jim Morey : And you're not related to him at all because then the gifts would make him ineligible to play college sports.

  George Lopez : Nope, not related whatsoever.

  Jim Morey : But I thought you were his legal guardian.

  George Lopez : Uhh...

  Angie Lopez : George?

  George Lopez : Oh!

  [laughs] 

  George Lopez : I forgot, man. We are alumni; I thought you said aluminum.