- George Lopez: I'ma do this official because I know I can only talk to designated coaches who are certified recruiters so, sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to sign in.
- [hands McNabb a football and a pen]
- Donovan McNabb: I'm supposed to sign in on a football?
- George Lopez: We're out of paper.
- Jim Morey: You have a lot of Southern Kentucky stuff. You guys alumni?
- George Lopez: No, that's just from an agent that wants Jason to go there.
- Jim Morey: So, what, Jason accepted gifts from an agent?
- George Lopez: No. He hasn't accepted a thing from anybody. Look, I did my homework. I know that I'm the only one who can get stuff for free.
- Jim Morey: And you're not related to him at all because then the gifts would make him ineligible to play college sports.
- George Lopez: Nope, not related whatsoever.
- Jim Morey: But I thought you were his legal guardian.
- George Lopez: Uhh...
- Angie Lopez: George?
- George Lopez: Oh!
- [laughs]
- George Lopez: I forgot, man. We are alumni; I thought you said aluminum.
- George Lopez: Wish me luck. I'm off to broker my first deal as an agent.
- Angie Lopez: What's in the briefcase?
- George Lopez: Breath mints and a little black comb.
- Angie Lopez: These must be the custody papers.
- Benny: What custody papers?
- Angie Lopez: We're going to become Jason's legal guardians until he finishes school.
- Benny: So, the couple who can't even discipline their own kids, is going to adopt a 6'4 *jock* who's coming down off of steroids.