George Lopez (TV Series)

George to the Third Power (2005)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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• George Lopez : [trying to outdo the dentist's story of surviving a rough childhood]  Oh yeah? Well my neighbor touched me inappropriately, in my no-nos.

  Angie Lopez : That never happened.

  George Lopez : [to Angie]  Quiet, I'm in it to win it.

• Ernie : The Powers Brothers are too cheap to pay for anything. They won't pay for my fiancee's rehab, I can't get paternal leave because her kid's not mine, and I can't legally adopt him because I'm not married to his mom.

  George Lopez : I think we know how this story ends, don't we, Mom?

  George Lopez , Benny : [chanting]  Jerry! Jerry!

  Ernie : Ha ha, yeah laugh it up, your family's not so perfect either, with the runway daughter, the gang banger son, and GONORRHEA GRANNY! Jerry! Jerry!

• George Lopez : Don't make fun of your brother's braces, you're just jealous we can fix his teeth but we can't fix your legs.

  Carmen Lopez : What's wrong with my legs?

  George Lopez : Nothing if they came with biscuits and cole slaw, buck buck!