George Lopez (TV Series)

What George Doesn't Noah... (2004)

George Lopez: George Lopez

Quotes 

• George Lopez : [to Carmen]  Your boyfriend's in the closet.

  Carmen Lopez : Oh, my God!

  [the closet door slowly opens and Zack starts to walk out; George doesn't notice] 

  George Lopez : I know, I don't like it either, but just because Noah's gay...

  [Zack gets back into the closet slowly] 

  George Lopez : ... it has nothing to do with you.

• George Lopez : Look, Angie, I know I've said this a lot, but this time I mean it. I am gonna kill Carmen!

  Angie Lopez : I am tired of you not including me when it comes to parenting. WE are gonna kill Carmen!

• George Lopez : Come on, Angie. Last year when I said we should go out for my mother's birthday, I meant so that she couldn't find us.

• Angie Lopez : [after George and Benny see Noah kissing a guy]  He's a jock. He's probably afraid to come out, so he's using Carmen as a cover. I can't begin to imagine what Noah must be feeling.

  Benny : I don't need to imagine, I saw what he was feeling. It was 17 and muscular...

  George Lopez : Mom!

• George Lopez : [after seeing Noah kiss a guy]  Man, that kid's a player. He's just playing for the other team!

• Noah : Look, I'm really sorry about this. I mean, you guys were really nice to me, and your mother. I really enjoyed meeting your mother.

  George Lopez : Enough of your lies, get out!

  [shoves Noah out the door\mocks Noah] 

  George Lopez : "I enjoyed meeting your mother." Taya loca! "Enjoyed meeting your mother!"