Get Smart (TV Series)

A Man Called Smart: Part 1 (1967)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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• Chief : [addressing Max, 99 and two more Control agents]  Now what I'm about to tell you must not leave this room. It's top security.

  Maxwell Smart : Top security? That calls for the Cone of Silence, Chief.

  Chief : Max, how do you expect to get five people into something that small?

  Maxwell Smart : Thinking like that would have put the Volkswagen people out of business a long time ago.

• Chief : [on phone]  You mean you're using more than one pseudonym on this case?

  Maxwell Smart : [on other line]  That's right, Chief. You see that way if I get a call and I'm not able to answer it, at least I know who to call back.

  Chief : That seems to makes sense and that worries me.

• Maxwell Smart : Poor Finletter. He's the only man who ever drowned in dirt.

• Hotel Doctor : Is this the patient?

  Chief : Yes he is.

  Maxwell Smart : He's been shot.

  Hotel Doctor : I'm a doctor, I'll make the diagnosis.