- Chief: [addressing Max, 99 and two more Control agents] Now what I'm about to tell you must not leave this room. It's top security.
- Maxwell Smart: Top security? That calls for the Cone of Silence, Chief.
- Chief: Max, how do you expect to get five people into something that small?
- Maxwell Smart: Thinking like that would have put the Volkswagen people out of business a long time ago.
- Chief: [on phone] You mean you're using more than one pseudonym on this case?
- Maxwell Smart: [on other line] That's right, Chief. You see that way if I get a call and I'm not able to answer it, at least I know who to call back.
- Chief: That seems to makes sense and that worries me.
- Hotel Doctor: Is this the patient?
- Chief: Yes he is.
- Maxwell Smart: He's been shot.
- Hotel Doctor: I'm a doctor, I'll make the diagnosis.