- Maxwell Smart: Well then you must be Ravel Roualle, eh, Roual Rall, Ruwoll... You must be the genius responsible for all this?
- Duval: I am the genius, yes, but my name is Raoul Duval.
- Maxwell Smart: Well, what did I say?
- Duval: I do not dare attempt it, monsieur, it could destroy my speech pattern for months.
- Chief Inspector Sparrow: We don't use old song titles as passwords anymore.
- Maxwell Smart: You don't? What do you use?
- Chief Inspector Sparrow: Lyrics from Beatles tunes.
- Maxwell Smart: Well, at least we know one thing, it's pretty obvious.
- Agent 99: What's that, Max?
- Maxwell Smart: Well, the man with the scar is definitely a candle maker.
- Chief Inspector Sparrow: No, he's a pick-pocket.
- Maxwell Smart: Oh. A pick-pocket who's a candlemaker on the side?
- Maxwell Smart: [the inspector does not answer] A pick-pocket who doesn't believe in electricity?
- Chief Inspector Sparrow: Mr Smart, I think you'll find you can't get more than a cup of tea into a cup of tea.
- Maxwell Smart: There's no doubt about it, 99, Professor Duval is our man.
- Agent 99: But how can you be so sure, Max?
- Maxwell Smart: Well, it's really quite simple: instinct, logic and a lack of suspects.