Get Smart (TV Series)

Hubert's Unfinished Symphony (1966)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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Quotes 

• Badeff : You like that, Mr. Wilcox? Are you certain you're a music lover?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, of course I am. Why, do you know that I once listened to 3 straight weeks of Beethoven? Would you believe it? 3 weeks of Beethoven!

  Badeff : I find that hard to believe.

  Maxwell Smart : Would you believe 2 weeks of Bach?

  Badeff : I don't think so.

  Maxwell Smart : How about an hour of Looney Tunes?

• Maxwell Smart : I may never get to play with the Philharmonic, but on the other hand...

  Chief : Yes?

  Maxwell Smart : Is Leonard Bernstein licensed to kill?

• Maxwell Smart : Is Rudolph Hubert a regular Control agent who became a concert violinist, or is it the other way around?

  Chief of Control : No, he's always been a control agent but his talent as a violinist has given him a perfect cover. And it gives him access to places where our other agents couldn't get in.

  Maxwell Smart : Gee, that's the glamorous end of the business, Chief. Too bad I flunked out of spy music school.

• Agent 44 : [Agent 44 is stationed upside down in a cello case]  Hey 86, you know, I'm getting tired of these assignments. The blood's been rushing to my head all day. I had an awful time digesting my dinner.

  Maxwell Smart : Anything I can do for ya?

  Agent 44 : Just one thing. Could you pick up the loose change from the bottom of the case? It keeps falling out of my pockets.

• Chief of Control : Now, here is my plan. And I'm glad we're not in my office or you'd insist on our using the Cone of Silence.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh, I've already taken measures for that, Chief. I brought along the portable Cone of Silence, it was in my car.