- Maxwell Smart: [talking on his shoephone] Right, Chief. I'll with stick with him. Off and on.
- Chief: [in his office, on the other line] Don't you mean over and out?
- Maxwell Smart: No, when I sign off, I put my shoe on.
- Maxwell Smart: [looking at a picture of Octavia] Chief, I've never seen anyone like this before. Those evil, penetrating eyes. Cold, ruthless mouth. Deviant chin.
- [looks at the next picture]
- Maxwell Smart: Strong unyealding body. Chief?
- Chief: What?
- Maxwell Smart: I think I'm in love.
- Maxwell Smart: So that's how Octovia does it. Why, she's been right under our noses all the time, Chief, disguised as a cleaning woman.
- Chief: This is terrible!
- Maxwell Smart: I know, good cleaning women are hard to get.