Get Smart (TV Series)

One Nation Invisible (1968)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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• Chief : Who is the one person who could penetrate KAOS headquarters, get the Ginsburg papers and slip out without being noticed?

  Maxwell Smart : [slams his hand with gum stuck to it on the Chief's desk]  The vice-president!

• # 99 : [in telephone booth on assignment]  Have you been eating a good breakfast?

  Maxwell Smart : [on phone at home]  Don't worry, 99, every morning when I get up, I do down to the lunchroom on the corner, have breakfast and then I run right back to the apartment.

  # 99 : Oh Max, you shouldn't eat there, the food is terrible.

  Maxwell Smart : Why do you think I run right back to the apartment?

  # 99 : Max, I don't want you to eat there anymore. If you don't feel like cooking for yourself, why don't you go to the supermarkets and get some TV dinners.

  Maxwell Smart : I did, 99, but they cancelled all my favorites.

• Maxwell Smart : [explaining to 99 why there is another woman in their apartment]  When I brought Dr. Canyon home, I thought he'd be a short, fat, baldheaded little old scientist, I never dreamed for one single moment that it would turn out to be this lushious beautiful gorgeous woman that you see before you.

  Maxwell Smart : I don't think I explained that too good.

• Maxwell Smart : Wait a minute, these are the wrong papers!

  # 99 : What do you mean, Max?

  Maxwell Smart : Why, these are the Gottlieb papers.

  Chief : No Max, those are the Ginsburg papers.

  Maxwell Smart : But it says right there, Gottlieb.

  Chief : Ginsberg changed his name.