Get Smart (TV Series)
Our Man in Leotards (1965)
Don Adams: Maxwell Smart
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Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : Wait a minute, Chief. Emilio Naharana. Isn't he the world famous ballet dancer?
Chief : Correct. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Maxwell Smart : No Chief, I'm thinking what I'm thinking.
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Maxwell Smart : Windish? One question. Just what is Immobilo and how does it work?
Professor Windish : Actually, that's two questions.
Maxwell Smart : He's bright. I like that.
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Maxwell Smart : Now listen carefully, do exactly what I tell you, 99. Get up very slowly and look over the drum. Do you see a dark haired man in a white suit?
99 : [whispering] Yes I do!
Maxwell Smart : Don't be scared, 99. I think it's me.
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99 : Max, what did you find out?
Maxwell Smart : I found out something very important, 99.
99 : What is it, Max?
Maxwell Smart : A human being can't live in a base drum.
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Maxwell Smart : Isn't this top secret?
Chief : Yes.
Maxwell Smart : Well, don't you think it would be wize to speak in a foreign language?
Chief : [a bit reluctantly] All right, French.
Maxwell Smart : French? Gosh, Chief, everybody speaks French. Why don't we speak in Swahili?
Chief : As you wish. Mahani ganga gi.
Maxwell Smart : Ganga gi? I thought it was ganga ga.
Chief : No, ganga gi.
Maxwell Smart : Oh, that's strange. I thought it was gi after ganga unless it came before goo
Chief : [exasperated] How about English?
Maxwell Smart : English? Eh... okay, but don't go too fast.
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Parkerson : A secret agent? Where are your credentials?
Maxwell Smart : Eh, my credentials. Well, I left them in my moustache kit.
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Professor Windish : In 30 seconds he'll be fine.
Maxwell Smart : Hmm.
Professor Windish : What are you thinking, Smart?
Maxwell Smart : I'm wondering just how far can I run in 30 seconds.