Get Smart (TV Series)

Stakeout on Blue Mist Mountain (1966)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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• Nealis : You will get nothing out of me, Mr. Smart. KAOS trains its men well. I can take threats, torture, starvation. How about you?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, I can take threats and starvation. Torture I'm not too crazy about.

• Maxwell Smart : [Max shoe phone started ringing while he was delivering a suitcase to some KAOS men]  I guess it was a wrong number.

  KAOS Agent #2 : But we told ya, we don't have a phone.

  Maxwell Smart : Well you'd better get one. As long as you've got the ringing, you might as well have a phone, right?

• Nealis : [Max' tie is stuck in a KAOS agents suitcase]  What are you doing down there?

  Maxwell Smart : Would you believe a Jolson medley?

• Chief of Control : [Max has disarmed a bomb by getting his tie stuck in the mechanism]  I don't know how you did it, Max, but you just saved the East Coast, maybe the whole world. That was a close one.

  Maxwell Smart : You don't know how close it was, Chief. I was thinking of wearing my bow tie today.

• Maxwell Smart : [speaking on a fire hydrant phone]  Hello Control? This is Maxwell Smart. No, Smart. S as in splendid, M as in marvelous, A as in...