Get Smart (TV Series)
The Day Smart Turned Chicken (1965)
Don Adams: Maxwell Smart
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Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : [Cowboy has jumped from a window, certain there is a KAOS truck full of matrasses waiting for him below] Missed it by that much.
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Maxwell Smart : Now remember doctor, I want you to wipe everything from your memory.
Dr. Fish : Wipe everything from my memory. Eh... even my twelve dollars?
Maxwell Smart : Especially your twelve dollars.
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Mrs. Dawson : Do you know what time it is, Mr. Smart?
Maxwell Smart : [thinking she has a sprained ankle] Yes, but I knew that you'd still be up with your ankle.
Mrs. Dawson : I'm rarely up without it.
Maxwell Smart : Now eh, I hope you didn't have to walk all the way to the door.
Mrs. Dawson : No, I took a bus from the living room.
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Maxwell Smart : [the Cowboy is about to jump out of a window] Don't be a fool. It's five stories straight down to a hard pavement.
Cowboy : I'm in a hurry.
Maxwell Smart : Oh. Well, that is the quickest way down.
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Maxwell Smart : [having just learned the Chief's real first name] Thaddeus? Sorry about that, Chief...
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Maxwell Smart : Listen, I once knew a guy who had a knife in his heart, and lived, for 15 years! Would you believe it? 15 years!
Cowboy : That's hard to believe.
Maxwell Smart : Would you believe 15 minutes?
Cowboy : I don't think so.
Maxwell Smart : How about a pin in his nose?
Cowboy : You're just trying to cheer me up.
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Maxwell Smart : [talking to the Chief on his plant phone] Hello Chief? Max. Eh, listen chief, you know that dead cowboy I told you about?
Maxwell Smart : [pause] Yeah, well, he's dead again.
Maxwell Smart : [another pause] That's not nice, Chief.
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Maxwell Smart : Mr. Ambassador, they're trying to kill you. The dead cowboy told me.
[pointing his finger at the Ambassador's chest for emphasis]
Maxwell Smart : They killed him twice!
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Maxwell Smart : Well, your honor, my case is complete. This is your villain. This is your culprit
[the Cowboy draws a gun]
Maxwell Smart : and this is his gun.
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Maxwell Smart : [after the cowboy falls dead for the 3rd time] Are you finished?