Get Smart (TV Series)

The Laser Blazer (1968)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : Looks like I've messed everything up.

  99 : Oh, don't feel badly Max, you've messed things up before and you'll mess things up again.

  Maxwell Smart : You're just saying that to make me feel good.

  99 : That's what a wife's for.

• Ingrid : Oh Mr. Smart, do you know you are extremely attractive?

  Maxwell Smart : Oh well, I wouldn't say that.

  Ingrid : Oh, you're very handsome.

  Maxwell Smart : That I would say, yes.

• Maxwell Smart : [Max is trying on a blue blazer]  Are you kidding me, this is long enough to be an overcoat.

  Lin Chan : Ok, so you got long jacket or short overcoat.

• Maxwell Smart : Morning Ingrid, what are you doing?

  Ingrid : Oh yes, I was eh, looking for the coffeepot that disappeared yesterday.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh yes, well don't bother, it's probably cold by now.

• Ingrid : A nice old fashioned Swedish massage, wouldn't you like a massage?

  Maxwell Smart : Eh, yes, well, I, I just got married, Ingrid, I can't have a massage. Maybe in six months.

• Chief : [the Chief walks in to find Max and Ingrid lying on the couch]  Max!

  Maxwell Smart : Oh, hi Chief, this is Ingrid, our massage she's giving me a maid.

• Maxwell Smart : Chief, I think I'd better explain to you what actually happened over there, you see, I lost a cufflink in the couch, and Ingrid was helping me look for it.

  Maxwell Smart : [the Chief gives Max a very stern look]  Eh, would you believe a tie clasp?