Get Smart (TV Series)

The Not-So-Great Escape: Part 1 (1969)

Bernie Kopell: Siegfried

Quotes 

• Siegfried : [addressing captive Control agents]  Prisoners of Camp Gitchee Goommee Noonee Wa-Wa, you have been beaten, tortured, starved, maimed, und whipped. Und now... ze picnic is OVER!

• Siegfried : [Starker is blowing raspberries with his mouth in imitation of motorcycles]  Eh, Starker, this is KAOS we don't

  [makes the same raspberry sound] 

  Siegfried : here.

• Siegfried : Tell me, Starker, who does Major Kessler remind you of?

  Starker : Hans Gruber?

  Siegfried : Nein, nein, an American.

  Starker : Micky Gruber.

  Siegfried : Don't push it, Starker.

• Maxwell Smart : [posing as Major Kessler]  Zit is KAOS, we don't eh...

  Siegfried : Chickie Chickie Chi...

  Maxwell Smart : We don't do zat here.