Get Smart (TV Series)

The Secret of Sam Vittorio (1968)

J. Carrol Naish: Sam Vittorio

Quotes 

• Sam Vittorio : [on his deathbed]  You know in my lifetime I must have robbed a 150 banks. Maybe 160... I guess it was closer to 200.

  Maxwell Smart : [posing as Floyd Darrow]  Eh, yeah, 200 banks, Sam.

  Sam Vittorio : 192 to be exact!

  Agent 99 : [posing as Connie Barker]  Where did you hide the money, Sam?

  Sam Vittorio : What money? Most of the banks I robbed went bust in the depression.

  Maxwell Smart : Well then what's your secret?

  Sam Vittorio : [beckons them closer]  Crime doesn't pay!

• Sam Vittorio : Yeah, I guess you kids heard I ain't gonna be around much longer.

  [coughs] 

  Sam Vittorio : That's right, I'm making the big break.

  Agent 99 : [posing as Connie Barker]  Well, we've heard that but you don't look sick.

  Sam Vittorio : I don't feel sick neither, but Dr. Foster said I could go for 30 days.

  Agent 99 : Is that all?

  Sam Vittorio : Is that all? Heheh, are you kidding? No judge was ever able to give me 30 days, heheh. Even at that I'm outliving the doc. He got killed.

  Agent 99 : What happened?

  Sam Vittorio : Oh right, after he told me I only had 30 days I shot him