- Chief: In answer to your question, 99, they were never able to make a conviction stick against Sam Vittorio. However they deported him in 1937 as an undesirable alien.
- Agent 99: To Italy?
- Chief: No, to Pittsburgh.
- Maxwell Smart: Pittsburgh?
- Chief: Yeah, they really threw the book at him.
- Sam Vittorio: [on his deathbed] You know in my lifetime I must have robbed a 150 banks. Maybe 160... I guess it was closer to 200.
- Maxwell Smart: [posing as Floyd Darrow] Eh, yeah, 200 banks, Sam.
- Sam Vittorio: 192 to be exact!
- Agent 99: [posing as Connie Barker] Where did you hide the money, Sam?
- Sam Vittorio: What money? Most of the banks I robbed went bust in the depression.
- Maxwell Smart: Well then what's your secret?
- Sam Vittorio: [beckons them closer] Crime doesn't pay!
- Sam Vittorio: Yeah, I guess you kids heard I ain't gonna be around much longer.
- [coughs]
- Sam Vittorio: That's right, I'm making the big break.
- Agent 99: [posing as Connie Barker] Well, we've heard that but you don't look sick.
- Sam Vittorio: I don't feel sick neither, but Dr. Foster said I could go for 30 days.
- Agent 99: Is that all?
- Sam Vittorio: Is that all? Heheh, are you kidding? No judge was ever able to give me 30 days, heheh. Even at that I'm outliving the doc. He got killed.
- Agent 99: What happened?
- Sam Vittorio: Oh right, after he told me I only had 30 days I shot him
- Announcer: You are looking at recently-discovered motion pictures of the notorious bank-robbing team of Connie and Floyd. Prior to their apprehension and incarceration, these happy-go-lucky terrorists got their kicks robbing banks all the way from Gallup, New Mexico, to Flagstaff, Arizona. And don't forget Winona, Kingman, Barstow and San Bernardino.