Get Smart (TV Series)

Viva Smart (1967)

Monte Landis: General Pajarito

Quotes 

• General Pajarito : [on phone]  Will these Control agents never learn? San Saludos is a wonderful place to visit... but nobody leaves here...

  Soldier : [on other line]  Si.

  General Pajarito : [hangs up the phone]  ...for long...

• General Pajarito : [shouting]  Leap! Leap! Do your famous leap!

  # 99 : [posing as the famous dance team Conchita & Conchata]  What are they saying Max?

  Maxwell Smart : He likes me. He likes me a heep!

• General Pajarito : [Max, 99, Isabella and Don Carlos are facing a firing squad]  My friends, we've come to the end of the road. It grieves me deeply to have to say goodbye to you. Especially to you, Isabella. We could have been so happy together.

  Isabella : You pig! You dog! You rotten filthy swine, you low-life!

  Maxwell Smart : Isabella, cool it. You wanna get us in trouble?