Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

A House Is Not a Home (2005)

David Reivers: Cop

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Lorelai : [arrives at the police department]  Hi, yes, I'm here to pick up my daughter.

  Cop : Your daughter's name?

  Lorelai : Rory Gilmore Lorelai. She goes by Rory. I don't know what you have her under.

  Cop : Rory Gilmore.

  Lorelai : That's good. She knows the answer to that.

  Cop : She'll be out in a minute.

  Lorelai : Ok, thanks. I'm sorry, when you say she'll be out in a minute, do you mean like out of a cell?

  Cop : Yep.

  Lorelai : So, she was in a cell?

  Cop : That's where we usually put people in when they're arrested.

  Lorelai : Was she in a cell alone?

  Cop : It was a slow night. She hadn't placed herself.

  Lorelai : [still nervous]  That's good. I mean, not good. She's a snob. She can get along with anyone. It was her first time in a cell so I didn't want her to be attacked, you know, but my kid never gets into trouble except now. But on the hold, she's an angel. She goes to Yale.

  Cop : She'll be out in a minute.

  Lorelai : I'm sorry, are you solving something?

  Cop : [annoyed]  What can I do for you?

  Lorelai : I was just wondering. Is Rory in the system now because I'm worried. What is this?

  Cop : She's gotta go to court. You'll figure out what's gonna happen.

  Lorelai : Am I gonna have to pay for anything? Is she gonna bail?

  Cop : They're releasing her in a PTA. We'll promise to appear.

  Lorelai : Oh, she will. She will appear. She might be there before you will.

  Cop : I won't be there.

  Lorelai : Right, she will cause she promised. I'll be over there.